Wow, okay.

So I guess no cookies for me then, huh?

Go browse your side-sites. I’m sure you have no issues with them.

I’m sure you give them cookies all the time.

Is it because I’m fat?

I already told you that’s a thyroid problem, I eat healthy all the time.

I literally ate that salad last week remember?

But that’s all you care about anyways…

You give cookies to all other sites because they’re prettier than me, isn’t it?

Great. Now you woke up the baby. Good job.